STiMULUS REGRESSION PROGRAMMING

Armchair Theocracy - Burning Man Information Radio

2007-09-12T04:48:00.000-07:00

THiS WEAK VERSION.34 - "hysterical misery"

2007-03-09T18:54:00.000-08:00

3/08/07:

soon

THiS WEAK VERSION.33 - "the dream of the broken hearted"

2007-02-23T06:01:00.000-08:00

02/15/07:

THiS WEAK VERSION.32 - "the shelf life of revenge" (pt. 3)

2007-01-20T07:58:00.000-08:00

01/18/07:

comedy central quickies, operation: interrupt, leonard cohen - light as the breeze (excerpt), supernatural bologna and the new realism, "rock, rot and rule", tunnel chase, everything operation ivy ever recorded in a fifth of a second (head of a pin), a dead shark, day in/day out, a human being should know better -> william shatner -> over and over and over again -> william shatner, vincent price - dreamland, thursday is the thinking man's weekend, remote control, tenacious d - (side 2 of) abbey road medley, little hitler fade-out, shortwave show, porest (from tourrorists) -> mister magoo - alone in the world -> porest, hard work, people like us & wobbly (campfire special) -> the ecc -> (whole lotta royaly payments) don joyce (octuple cappuccino)-> puzzling evidence (a data clocked memory hole & me sample), northern telecom - i want an oc192 for christmas, try again, pink floyd - the post-war dream, look again, big rock psycho mountain, "we all go a little mad sometimes", elvis "at his worst", high voltage defense system, pain, the end of the rainbow/the recipe for happiness, barbara manning - whatever i do is right/wrong...

(more later)

THiS WEAK VERSION.31 - "radio's cultural felony"

2007-01-12T05:56:00.000-08:00

01/11/07 (four hour show...two hour archive):

part of a thought (competitive stupidity), laurie anderson- the soul is a bird (dedicated to my lovely assistant), lingering acetate and voice-over drop-out, jew sharp, avant retard, pre-"k"rob installation at railroad square merchants assocation meeting (excerpt), theme from "radio's cultural felony" -> music video play-by-play for aor, abusing your ability to control, 'bullshit!' meets 'deadwood' in the land of the dwarves (cunting whores motherfucked me), band meeting - the troggs, matmos (from drug opera), even dwarves started small (excerpt), dubba dubba dubba chonk -> camper van beethoven - tusk, the superstition of profanity, hate as biological imperative, a phone call about marijuana, jonathan frakes on a leash, another part of a thought (competitive intelligence), cafe this (circa 1994), baby sex, questions about the nature of reality, calgon, a mask of low-key hostility, language instruction (wormhole remix), caught "staring at a picture of barbra streisand's tits with a piece of veal wrapped around his dick", two bobs?, animatic for "radio's cultural felony", landworld, the oscillation overthruster, bizarro arby's, neil hamburger -> i am spoonbender, noise ballad, deep listening band -> mozart (through shitty speakers), pan's labia, roger waters -> laurel and hardy (you wrecker of men's happiness), spillane (excerpt), (creative mode) john s. hall and kramer - the absolute -> tenacious d - inward singing/kyle quit the band, stove-top vinyl, david byrne instrumental, deadheads, the "america" loop, lee "scratch" perry, insane revolution, clicking quota, psychic tv (dreams less sweet)-> "the second half is probably better"

listen to it ---> (((mp3)))

THiS WEAK VERSION.30 -"just another porn collection"

2007-01-06T05:22:00.000-08:00

1/04/07:

listen to it ---> (((mp3)))

THiS WEAK VERSION.29 - "sabrepop dopes on feline island"

2006-12-29T08:12:00.000-08:00

11/28/06:

click on muzak

end credits (some other guys' show) and "give up" loop, thought aerosol, appropriate christmas, (1) listeners in the studio, "what is wrong with you people?", islamic christmas (exceprt), "who cares?", caramelized asylum whores, brutal sfx (excerpts from yerba buena), intoxica, the nixon years (the gold standard vs. cyberspace), sonic chafing, U2 vs. tv's odd couple, antartica, a wall of groove, the nixon years continued (a pulverizing sentiment), pink floyd - the tigers broke free, lo-fi-fo-fum, (grown) men talkin' ovaries, cat stevens - into white, station i.d. with marlon (godfather of jell-o) brando (feline island simulcast), the nixon years continued (that 70's me show), life out of balance -> the marines, tokyo television and pre-century cassettes, "don't be long / don't belong", lots of field recordings, applesauce, stereolab, creaking ->mixin' the nixon oblivion, atmospheric dyslexia, (1) listeners interviews host, (back to business) a james brown interview, negative means real art -> colonel sanders, laurie anderson - the hollywood strangler, chris watson, shriekback - coelacanth, "very negative", pirates get sleepy (yawn ho), the post-show "high"

listen to it ---> ((( mp3 )))

THiS WEAK VERSION.28 - "the shortest day of the year"

2006-12-22T16:04:00.000-08:00

11/21/06:

the now generation talks about the stereo generation (too late for disco), dj grazhoppa, more "millenial child" and "kant" excerpts ("sort of alive"), vangelis, a caller's broken theory ("sort through"), forrest j. ackerman - music for robots (side one), dimuzio/matmos/wobbly, robots imprisoned by sunrays, bbc (sfx - death and horror), people like us - do or diy (excerpt from wfmu), ohio religious hucksters, pete goldie (acting on behalf of the pirate senate sub-committee) demanding answers about "art is dead", the final relaxation begins, lady on wall caressed by feather, naked lady on a plate, lady with knife in ham commercial, meat letters, painkiller - parish of tama (ossuary dub), hal willner - alamo hellfire, devil crucified, home on the range, the final relaxation continues ("you will never be able to cook like a television chef"), tape, honey, dawn of an evil millenium (excerpts), otomo & eye, christmas fudge and etheric boots......

......the final relaxion continues ("numb hands"), singing is the lowest form of communication, fast film, more tape, shit food in plastic bags, the boss as a baby with baby mask...nursed by nanny...putting on diapers...feeding time, music for robots continued ("don't leave the electronic field of our time machine"), bernard herrmann - fahrenheit 451 (suite) -> HAL 9000, palpatine's nightlight, the final relaxation continues ("i hope you're sweating and choking"), ("are you allergic to hay?"), ("we are losing our ability to decipher our words"), the final relaxation is complete, connie stevens - sixteen reasons, "america" loop and "outer space" (from brutal sfx #40) -> people like us - do or diy (excerpt from wfmu) and radio pyongyang

listen to it ---> ((( mp3 )))

THiS WEAK VERSION.27 - "art is dead"

2006-12-18T06:53:00.000-08:00

12/14/06:

11:20

no, but seriously...

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The Six Million Dollar Man and Santa Claus Fight Global Warming (((mp3)))

THiS WEAK VERSION.26 - "the vegetable serenity of junk"

2006-12-02T23:11:00.000-08:00

11/30/06:

college radio hazing, krob (not a charming drunk), "harry potter and the black leather cunt" by j.k. rowling, i wish i were dead, (and yes) even more excerpts from "do or dyi", the reluctant intellect, messages for beverly, 16 bitch pile-up, scotch tape and sprocket holes, wayne butane, cuban misery, something with coconut on it, es - kukat ovathyvla kuuntelijoita -> john lurie - tuesday night in memphis -> tony mason-cox - pickin', september 12, 1999, whining for sex, bob ralston, chris watson - weather report, celebrities for racism, sleep aerosol (chromium descensions), "the bats" (dedicated to my lovely assistant) w/ john oswald (cassette-only era plunderphonia), julee cruise - the space for love, field recording concert w/ erik satie and ketty lester, excerpt from "henry flynt's back-porch hillbilly blues", endscape from KrOB's "the longest day of the year", laurie anderson - four, three, two, one -> the 5678's - harlem shuffle -> sleater-kinney - little mouth -> helge and the firefuckers - whiter shade of pale -> john zorn - tv eye, and my brain is anatomically incorrect.

U2/Negativland (A Cappella) | (Radio Edit)

THiS WEAK VERSION.25 - "our insatiable need for diversion"

2006-11-25T13:36:00.000-08:00

"thanksgiving" 2006:

sunset stripe hullabaloo, dustin hoffman as lenny bruce, daniel johnston - don't play cards with satan
--
the beginning of the end of thanksgiving
--
language we (americans) still supress, into the ether, could we feel? - just what is not true, quiet american, scream theory (part 1), zoviet france, water and birds -> amy denio - dishwasher, robyn hitchcock - one too many mornings, dead man soundtrack excerpt, gary rydstrom sound effects, los lobos - uncomplicated, electrical storm, laurie anderson and lou reed - in our sleep, cat people soundtrack excerpt -> marlon brando's thankgiving prayer, ambient cannibalism, dispatches from the land of make-believe, lisa germano -guillotine, scream theory (part 2 - italian space movie version), "i still can't communicate with anybody", intermission control, brown whorenet -> paul stanley reads the bible -> bizarro bob dylan, the herculoids
--
the end of the end of thanksgiving
--
the art scene vs. noise rock, the disney blender, the langley school music project - good vibrations, marianne faithfull - alone, scream theory (part 3 - mimi roger's neighborhood), game rain (sleep aerosol 7 excerpt), tuxedomoon - i heard it through the grapevine, firesign theater - the breaking of the president, stimulus flashback wallpaper party -> negativland cover band compilation, "consumption is being standardized", people like us - who cares?, inarticulate alienation, cutting the final cut -> scream theory (part 4 - the screamening), questions from the audience (clicking noises outro)

--
the end of the beginning of thanksgiving (((mp3)))

THiS WEAK VERSION.24- "social caterpillars"

2006-11-19T10:31:00.000-08:00

11/16/06:

leon redbone - shiek of araby
-> apathetic identification / KrOB (sfx for gotham)->
lenny bruce - the palladium -- (background: miles davis - kind of blue, bill laswell & pete namlook - psychonavigation, quiet american - usa, gurgle, monkey pod)

--monkey boy is not here--

wolf theme -> "what show?" -> classic KrOB (we will have these moments to remember, hard loop: blacky ranchette, gps brittania, george w. bush's "hard work"), alex and the droogs - singin in the rain, deep north compilation excerpt, more telephone calls, ergo phizmiz - zip, cliff martinez - solaris soundtrack excerpt, dina's break-up (taped phone call), philip glass - candyman soundtrack excerpt, alvin curran, jerry falwell intro -> robin and crystal bernard - the monkey song, website sfx from "sky captain and the world of tomorrow", danny elfman - spiderman 2 soundtrack excerpt, david lynch - rabbits (pt. 8), jon brion - punch drunk love soundtrack excerpt, chris watson, howard shore - lord of the rings (the two towers) soundtrack excerpt), sfx from "dinosaur make-out party" or "age of reptiles", i'd like to buy the world a pepsi, mindboggling foibles, magnetic fields - heroes, work work, the kinks - give the people what they want / kbox radio dallas - the assassination of president kennedy, neil young - dead man soundtrack excerpt, jerry lewis - state of the union, "weird al" yankovic - midnight star, video game instructional disc - "stargate" lessons/john williams - star wars: attack of the clones soundtrack excerpt/ikue mori, bbc, psychic tv -> new york radio collage from the night john lennon was killed (courtesy wfmu), no nougat is bad nougat, the button - i am the walrus, the guilt structure of npr, the breeders, if i had a hammer film: the movie, r.e.m. - superman, cassette-boy - anne frankingmachine, the breeders (again), the herculoids (a waste of time), brian eno - lizard point -> toto - dune soundtrack excerpt

these recordings came from a cassette found in a thrift store

BILLY HYBELS - SATAN WORSHIP
PART 1 | PART 2 | PART 3 | PART 4 | PART 5

THiS WEAK VERSION.23 - "the bag hutch... et al"

2006-11-19T10:27:00.000-08:00

11/09/06:

a chunk (four minutes and twenty seconds) of "the goonies", sfx loop from "god of war", igor wakhevitch, walt disney (anything's possible in disneyland)

harry nilsson - early in the morning
david bowie - andy warhol
negativland - snuggles
ogden edsl - dead puppies
robin holcomb - dead horse
--
KrOB and/or (enter:) my lovely assistant
--
tom lehrer - poisoning pigeons in the park
loudon wainwright III - good ship venus
the police - king of pain
applesauce -> grateful dead drum circles, gino robair, tape recorder theme park excerpts, howard shore - lord of the rings: the return of the king, douglas quin, indonesian soundscapes - evening sounds, morning rain, tapes
--
KrOB and/or (exit:) my lovely assistant (discovery of uvulan cancer) - pete goldie is sans uvula
--
true/false loop, q.r. ghazala, matmos and bjork, beatles loop, thank you list from "the soft pink truth", "now everybody's gonna think....", eyes wide shut soundtrack excerpt, more tapes, i love you (like morning), i'm so lost without you baby -> it's all in your head fm excerpt, pink floyd - shine on you crazy diamond (beginning), ken nordine - truth mute, pink floyd - shine on you crazy diamond (end), rainstorm, ergo phizmiz - radio experiments, ....acceptable to our satan, even more tapes, janeane garofalo - hbo comedy special excerpt

ThiS WEAK VERSION.22 - "frankenstein anti-sex rays"

2006-11-08T03:49:00.000-08:00

11/02/06:

soon

THiS WEAK VERSION.21 - "how does it keep up with the news like that?"

2006-10-27T03:20:00.000-07:00

10/26/06:

(railroad intro)
the button - merry christmas everyone
quiet american - circumlocution
-
dj shadow -
murari - easy journey
the murmurs - you suck
(walter matthau bit from "a face in the crowd")
-
national lampoon - magical misery tour (genius is pain)
("if you liked star wars and raiders..." -> work work)
out of band experience - bonerland
junkyard dogs - breakin' the law
people like us - nobody does
-
(kid -> dinosaur pt. 1)
(dinosaur pt. 2 -> war pigs)
-
(hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy music outro)

Will Franken - Whose Dick Do I Gotta Suck To Get A Blowjob Around Here? (((mp3)))

THiS WEAK VERSION.20 - "myspace friends in the tholian web"

2006-10-16T22:07:00.000-07:00

10/05/06:

cub - the day i said i goodbye, negativland - guns, i don't believe (i put a candy-coated shell on) you, beat happening - teenage caveman, try to be a listener - remain inside the sound collage, morphology, longevity, incept dates, one of them is gorgeous, eat (pasta) to live, the league of infinite justice- united we stand, cough and sinus, the windham hill of comedy, robitussin and desperation, elvis presley has been on the charts for 13 minutes, contact microphones, the curse of the goddamn hipsters, frank chu in pogform, in heaven (everything is fine), 3-head monte, manipulated by computers, backstage labia distraction, stormtrooper in dreamtime, there's gonna be some chaos, prelude to chaos, chaos, chaotic neutralization (lou reed - heroin), a small accumulation of details, marilyn monroe - heatwave, they might be giants - istanbul (not constantinople), white stripes - hotel yorba, howe gelb - explore you, hope sandoval - slow twitch, david bowie - the bewlay brothers, the pretty things - s.f. sorrow is born, the bangles - walk like an egyptian, playlisping -> the school of rock -> molding somebody into a nice country kid -> playlisping, a world of outmoded ideas and pete goldie's ruination

THiS WEAK VERSION.19 minus .05 - "loop this"

2006-09-29T17:42:00.000-07:00

9/28/06:

robin coomer from loop!station (the best band in san francisco) is my guest for two hours. all things robin and sam, with a krob moment or two. is everybody crazy?

sorry... no loop!station track to listen to. here's something just as nice....(mp3)

THiS WEAK VERSION.19 - "dreams about fire"

2006-09-29T14:29:00.000-07:00

9/28/06:

loop!station offends and rewards caller(s), even if, thank you and goodnight from the wailing looper, the krob lobby, celebrities (murk and dice) pt. 2, cartoons from beyond the moon, psychic ballast, the 70's, monet (that's what i want), fear of wanting (claustrophobia vs, intimacy), pillows mothering, deadweight revisited, sexy reverb and bad modulation, birdsaw revisited, a wet paper towel roll and a vortex of mink stoles, star trek, the krob lobby pt. 2, jim carroll - female as thunder, robin and angelo in the age of reptiles, another night talk excerpt, people like us - downtown once more, willem dafoe reads "the raven", tortured is the worst kind of lover, my anime cassette mix from seattle, talking heads - the great curve, my anime cassette mix (continued) and other pre-century mix-tapes.

everything you always wanted to know about grand funk railroad....

THiS(mp3) or THAT(mp3)

THiS WEAK VERSION.18 - "Echoing Bronze Bee Guts and Libido Airbag"

2006-09-22T19:11:00.000-07:00

more later

here's the show ----> (((mp3)))

ok bye

THiS WEAK VERSION.16 - "siesta @ nice camp"

2006-09-09T19:56:00.000-07:00

09/07/06:

iggy pop- lust for life
the ramones - my back pages
--
bo diddley - do what i say
the knitters - rank stranger to me
the corn sisters - high on cruel
t bone burnett - poison love
the ink spots - do i worry?
jon brion - (main theme) eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
randy newman - you can leave your hat on
harry dean stanton with ry cooder and david lindley - i knew these people
david lindley with hani nasar - rag bag
the band with van morrison - tura lura lural (that's an irish lullaby)
nick lowe - lover's jamboree
--
(background for voice-over - louis prima)
--
elvis costello - all these things
100 watt smile- flagrante delicto
muddy waters - she's alright
sue foley - long distance lover
the knitters - burning house of love
hollywood persuaders - drums a go go
--
the stuff above can be heard here (mp3). but, there was more. pirate cat archivists are asleep at the switch most weeks. the last quarter of the show was cut from the records. here's the rest of it.

throwing muses - amazing grace
kirsten hersh - wave of mutilation
tom waits - cold cold ground
john williams - welcome to jurassic park
(krob - age of reptiles)
disneyland's "pirates of the caribbean" ride

THiS: (the all new) KrOB RaDIO DRIVE-IN with LOOP!STATION

2006-08-28T03:02:00.003-07:00

for AUGUST 31st:

the pirate cat radio drive-in with loop!station and krob show will henceforth be monikered as the krob radio drive-in with loop!station. smaller...you get bigger-sized fonts on the flyer that way...i like it.

why the change? pirate cat radio is bailing out. because of the overwhelming interest in this show, and, i would guess, the sheer volume of emails, angry calls and letter bombs, pirate cat radio has deliberated that the show cannot take place at their current studios. the station itself has been forced to move. i said that the show could be held in the pirate cat studio parking lot...and now it's impossible. pirate cat radio can have nothing to do with this show.

my "normal" radio show will continue...but the krob radio drive-in
with loop!station will be at a new and better location:

[the corner of treat and mistral - between 19th and 20th streets. treat deadends into a docking area and mistral doesn't even have a street address...it's a half-block stretch of street that points west from harrison (between 19th and 20th). the projections will be pointing south on the dead-end of treat street...so, either take harrison to between 19th and 20th...you might see a taco truck nearby, and look for mistral and turn west. it doesn't go far. if your coming from treat, remember the dead-end is southbound after 19th. east on 19th, turn right on treat and park.]

i'm using my own power (thunder cue) and frequency (static cue) to broadcast (lesie hum cue) which will be available at the drive-in location (circus cue). pirate cat radio is not doing this show, so please, do not turn your dial to 87.9 fm or listen to an online stream unless you want to hear a "stimulus regression programming" (applause cue) pre-taped (continued applause cue) show. (applause cut - to clearing throat cue).. not a bad idea. (twinkle cue)

the showtime will be the same. the band who inspired this visual extrava-tony-ganza will still be there to offer something to the on-site mix of the radio and the video. and there will be popcorn. sorry, the corn dog machine is still on order.

the all new krob radio drive-in with loop!station!
august 31st | 10-midnight | the corner of treat and mistral streets (in the middle of 19th and 20th / folsom and harrison)

starring short films, cartoons, drive-in shorts and collage
work from and inspired by the new album "obey your
signal" from what chicken john calls, "the best band
in san francisco", loop!station.

hosted live by your terminal pal,

krob

be there or be anamorphic!

THiS WEAK VERSION.15 - "the most punk rock moment in seattle"

2006-08-25T07:10:00.000-07:00

08/24/06:

it began as a mistake.

i could never stick to format radio. not when it's even my own. the exciting conclusion to "middle name period piece" will have to wait until the second show at the new pirate cat studios. the new show, possibly starting at 8pm, will start on august 31st as a pre-taped show. the following week will be a live show putting an end to this mr. t 'n' a-team lunchbox shit...at least for awhile.

also, the ask dr. hal show will start it's indefinite run at the 12 galaxies on wednesday, sept. 13. the show may well be heard on pirate cat radio as a weekly simulcast. it is also promised that the station will have, not only a new, more exciting phone number, but, a new-model phone patching device that will allow for pro-quality on-air phone calls. anyway now, a little detour on the highway of radio. this week's version had some moments...and they went something like this (mp3)

so, you'll notice it is an another incomplete archive this week. only a few measly minutes. sucks. the best parts didn't get saved. typical mundane bullshit. maybe these can make up for it...

SEXPLOITATION MOVIE POSTERS!!! ( 1 ) ( 2 ) ( 3 )

next week's show, loop!station joins me as i play radio on a video for a drive-in. free popcorn...a cool record and then some. really.

THiS WEAK VERSION.14- "middle name period piece" (part 1)

2006-08-17T01:38:00.000-07:00

08/17/06:

intro - wing attack plan ( r ), somewhere nobody cares and "no further significance", scanner jamming, moon music, various dvd menu loops, heightened shortwave, theme park psychedelia, "happy birthday, you fuck!", tentacle sex and jesus freaks, operation: applesauce (rock burning record ceremony), the major cities in the world are being destroyed by the monsters, trouble, surface noise vs. room tone, giant sand - the beat goes on, drunk dialing, john cage marries his ears, piratebusters, "an american movie" at half-speed, actual on hold music from 1-800-apl-care in full fidelity, a doomsday shroud, wake up and live (everybody make happy), pirate cat radio in the iron lung (not on the air yet), phonin' in the phone yard, submarine engines, new york style bagpipes, howard stern sings "spirit in the sky" and introduces mr. t

(at this point the connection to the station was cut off and the remainder of the show was dead air. the recording continued, however. so, the mp3 has a huge blank spot at about 3/4 of the way through. tune in next week for "middle name period piece" (part 2) and i'll pick up the show from howard stern's mr. t introduction. thanks for listening.)

and now, a mr. t adventure story (mp3)

THiS: KrOB RaDIO DRIVE-IN with LOOP!STATION (teaser)

2006-08-11T18:46:00.000-07:00

from 10pm to midnight on august 31, during my “stimulus regression programming” show, i, KrOB, will take a break from broadcasting my usual blend of armchair theocracy and play, in it’s entirety, the new album, "obey your signal", from Loop!Station. while featuring video material for an upcoming dvd, i'm also setting up a kind of a drive-in theater (see the new post for more details). park and watch the video projections synced live with the music and munch on the finest microwave popcorn money can't buy...it'll be free. the show, videos and all, will continue until midnight with level 2 antagonism and maybe we'll have some interview material with the band. check in to pirate cat radio or loop this and look at webpages. in the meantime, look at old drive-in shorts . . . .

smoke talk relax

hot coffee

popcorn magic

come early

bbq

ice cream

bottle warming service

cigarettes

fish

chips

subliminal hamburger

what's to eat?

to add to your enjoyment

thanks

please replace your speaker

corn dogs

THiS WEAK VERSION.13 - "wikiality"

2006-08-11T06:07:00.000-07:00

8/10/06:

smooth and by the numbers, dylan under the rock, "let's hope this elevates their thinking" -> "how to speak hip" -> "cattle call" and hollerin', the christian con-man (again), the show is fucked, apathy pledge break, dinosaur make-out party: resurrection day, chuck barris in the style of jackson pollack, french pop -> apathy pledge break 2, tiny tim and the brave combo - stairway to heaven, the audrey loop and the beginning of the end, social lubricant, neuronal feedback, "7:00 in deadwood", desire gets clunky, "an evening with xavier" at cafe this, pirate vs. pirate, "eat to live", a billion billion twinkies, laurie anderson - the ouija board, "colonel sanders and the space invaders" at the dark room -> someone else's 8-tracks, a laughing dwarf, frank's beer, the goose drank wine, nostalgia for realism, circus moog, the ghost of a chuck norris christmas in the style of galactus, tote board hysteria -> beer-soaked explosions, real-time titties. "you'll never walk alone" (the director's cut), slack and jaw, and thank you very much to the man who discovered "circle".

podcast receptacle interlink --- closed

THiS WEAK VERSION.12 - "barbie's tiny vagina"

2006-08-05T08:43:00.000-07:00

08/03/06:

two suns in the sunset, copy this or that, stimulus re-runs noisebed breadcrumbs and the gimme theme, "what is the sound of love?", george carlin's "baseball and football" -> people like us, the basement punk presents "the effects of sex on teenage logic", "hello"->"don't speak" -> "why do you talk?", ...and now the quotes are broken, sticky mouse and thai endgame.

bob's advice to mandy (mp3)

THiS WEAK VERSION.11 - "paid rehearsal"

2006-08-02T00:36:00.000-07:00

two hours of radio time spent on soundchecks and channel labeling. podcast receptacle interlink at 13%. sorry about this. i know it's a bit silly. check back next week for the actual show.

General Cavendish

THiS WEAK VERSION.10 - "post-x patriots and the jaded palate"

2006-07-09T19:20:00.000-07:00

7/06/06:

bob crane is not a celebrity dad for patriotism, a new standard by which to measure infamy, my lovely assistant and the origin of the show, yamo, the classroom, good decent normal people and a thriller diller of laughs, why we have pirate radio, organ intermission, bad connections (it's very noisy and you don't know what's going on) r us, cassette mythology, expensive german words, fingering and diddling (me), john lurie is the coolest man on the planet, superman re-runs, my lovely assistant has trouble with jack kerouac, wanting nothing and getting nothing, pete goldie just doesn't get it, krob's gallery and installation excerpts, bill on superman, brian eno - babys on fire, grux removes silk screen, retard-tablism, circa 1991, cacophony mafia, my lovely assistant's lost karaoke experience, "thank you and good night" (chicken john style) and krob's capable hands.

(selections from) vincent price - international cooking course: foods of the austro-hungarian empire

pickled mushrooms (mp3)
viennese stuffed eggs (mp3)
paliscenta (mp3)

and a classic negativland rarity from the '87 "potatoes" compilation

perfect scrambled eggs (mp3)

frazier chorus - anarchy in the uk(mp3)

THiS WEAK VERSION.9 - "sun and run"

2006-06-30T22:45:00.000-07:00

6/29/06:

radio (in the moment) on indefinite hiatus, what's on the president's ipod?, and spastic digitalis.

pete townshend - won't get fooled again (mp3)

THiS WEAK VERSION.8 - "gee, a ligeti orgy!"

2006-06-16T19:37:00.000-07:00

6/15/06:

just like the title says.
_____________________

6/16/06:

playlist from 4pm-6pm (subbing for pixie's bordello with massive sleep deprivation)

the knitters - dry river
dave alvin - 4th of july
giant sand - glum
marianne faithfull - tower of song
john doe - that day comes when
a string quartet tribute to the pixies - where is my mind?
? - pixie girl
-> sarah silverman in "the aristocrats"
the corn sisters - too many pills
hole - boys on the radio
the pixies - born in chicago
the evolution control committee - i want a cookie
-> tom kenny and mary lynn rajskub in "run, ronnie, run"
negativland - it's all in your head fm (live excerpt)
kate bush - running up that hill (12" remix)
pink floyd - run like hell (live version)
5pm>
people like us, don joyce & wobbly - nmm ne
bongwater - everybody's talkin'
yo la tengo - demons
nick lowe - what's shaking on the hill (live version)
danny elfman - storytime (edward scissorhands soundtrack)
elvis costello and the attractions - hand in hand
bob dylan and the hawks - like a rolling stone (live version)
joey ramone - the wonderful widow of 18 springs
annie ross and the low note quintet - to hell with love
cat power & karen elson - i love you (me either)
captain sensible - wot
marvin pontiac - wanna wanna
maureen tucker - bo diddley
bo diddley - workin' man
-> tenacious d gets their picture taken with van halen (and cut)

mae questel - the broken record(mp3)

THiS WEAK VERSION.7 - "the beatings will continue (until morale improves)."

2006-06-09T08:00:00.000-07:00

6/08/06:

curt gowdy vs. kurt cobain, opening credits (no director), freinds of dean martinez posing as the dirty three, t bone burnett posing as the matrix™ version of himself, breakfast on commercial avenue, the revenge of lovely assistant: " you can continually take half of whatever you had", talking heads and the dinosaur paddocks, lucid dreaming scenarios, david lynch yard sale, humbug, radio eating words, i want to know what love is...i want you to show me, kraftwerk - radioactivity, lunch on monster island, diamanda galas - dead cat on the line, the desperate accountant, more humbug, jesus never runs out of blood, actual clicking noises, lapsed status treacle, dinner on guam, good morning and goodbye, and two bobs?

syd barrett - bob dylan blues (mp3)

THiS WEAK VERSION.6 - "that's no urinal, that's my wife!"

2006-06-06T18:06:00.000-07:00

6/01/06:

some other guys' show, tortured is the best kind of artist, krob loves cloe, another outsider troubled artist, throwback and hang-out in the morning (the war machine keeps turning me on), i got nothing, langley school, stuff way past recycling, the "freebird" of my show, a mentally-impaired resident of graceland and the story of bonnie marie lawson, the enoch light singers, everyone's favorite scene from "dead man", plunderphonia, coffee drinks named after other radio shows, american subgenius, lovely assistant mixes it up, and you're not listening to anything right now...turn pirate cat radio off.

THiS WEAK VERSION.5 - "free the memphis mafia in 2003"

2006-05-26T03:03:00.000-07:00

5/25/06:

the clowns are in the mail, guns are fun, the tarmac companion: walking through the history of man, post-fundamentalism, lobby soundtracks vs. the radio station as a compositional tool, the aristocrats in south park on acid, the emperor of contessa del mar, colonel dolemite, shortwave squarenuts, there is no god et al, more ohio religious hucksters, zombieland, something delightfully unlistenable, bruce motherfuckin' springsteen and vessel fuckin' ripley.

THiS WEAK VERSION.4 - "hate people"

2006-05-12T01:11:00.000-07:00

5/11/06:

cowgirl and idea-man, the shelf-life of noise, association and identification vs. intensity and excitement, sex pistols in the elevator, dead air, girl trouble, a million dollars well spent, what i'm thinking about, heaven is a mess, you don't know what you're getting, pete goldie will never call the show again or "barely hearing it through the grapevine", rosa rio and ethel smith, gary rydstrom and alan splet, binary logic is something you depend on, simple working man's coffee, ohio religious hucksters and the only thing that shines, bullshit, standardized consumption, palpatine's nightlight and the future of hell.

THiS WEAK VERSION.3 - "couldn't you work in the name of the product just a little more?"

2006-05-05T05:55:00.000-07:00

5/04/06:

the appointed jesters of the united states of america, the bag hutch, late fees for "flightplan", sf sucks la's cock, tv, robot loves bacon, carl sagan's acid experience, selections from the last great san francisco jukebox, a chuck norris christmas, the 80's are the same upside down, hippies actually do go home, mighty right might, refrigerator noise, the unheard medley, what that guy said, x vs. post-x, and hard work.

THiS WEAK VERSION.2 - "resignation of a president"

2006-04-28T03:00:00.000-07:00

4/27/06:

broadcast professionals going 90 miles an hour down a dead end street (entirely fictional), loveless love in a chicken basket, bob dylan's political campaign in the mid-60's, radio happens by itself, "the movie or the planet?", joan rivers' crush on frank zappa, jedi mind trick on rye, skipper vs. cat people, and italian clarity.

do you remember president nixon?

one by one (mp3)

gonna get along without you now (mp3)

while we're young (mp3)

THiS WEAK VERSION.1 - "from eno to esquivel"

2006-04-20T00:00:00.000-07:00

4/20/06:

stoner hitler's birthday celebration continues until midnight. broadcasting live from a remote in racine, wisconsin, this week's show will include cassette mix tapes from the days before "k", more format conspiracy from the legendary professionals of radio, etiquette for cripples, the alternatives to regression and your phone calls. stay tuned!